This cute girl has been CRACKING us up with what comes out of her mouth these days so I thought I’d share some of our recent favorites!
Pointing at a magazine:
L: “Who’s that Mommy?”
M: “That’s Yoda. He’s an alien.”
L: “Probably he’s a goat.”
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M: “Are you brushing your monkey teeth?”
L: “Noooo…..”
M: “Are you brushing your human teeth?”
L: “Nooo……”
M: “Yes, you are a human so you have human teeth.”
L: “NO!! Lily NOT a human!”
M: “What are you then?”
L: “I am a child of God!”
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“Sometimes Lily has sea monster hair.”
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D: “Lily, did you sleep well?”
L: “Nope. I didn’t sleep.”
D: “You didn’t sleep ALL night?”
L: “Nope. Not for a thousand years.”
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While wiggling our freshly-painted toenails together:
“We’re having a tarsal party!!”
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“Bulldozer is my favorite color.”
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“We better watch out. Khoren’s gonna poop all over all my barnehage friends.”
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After a trip to the emergency room:
“We’re going to be a happy family. Lily, Mommy, Daddy, Khoren, and the doctor.”
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M: “Lily, are you teaching Khoren about the shapes?”
L: “Yep. The shapes like ovals, fruit, and smashed potatoes.”
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At 4am:
L: “Mommy my eye stings!”
M: “Why does your eye sting?”
L: “That up there got in it!” – points at ceiling.
M: “What got in it?”
L: “The darkness.”
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L: “When we die we won’t be old.”
M: “Oh I hope we are. That’s the best time to die.”
L: “Nope. I’m going to take a shower and wash all the old off.”
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And lastly, I kid you not, these exact words came out of her mouth:
L: “If I ever see a proboscis on the floor I’ll shout ‘Mommy! Daddy! There’s a proboscis on the floor!’ and I’ll run away and we’ll put it outside so it won’t hurt ya.”
M&D: ???????????
And finally…..
