Quoth the Lily…

This cute girl has been CRACKING us up with what comes out of her mouth these days so I thought I’d share some of our recent favorites!

Pointing at a magazine:

L: “Who’s that Mommy?”

M: “That’s Yoda. He’s an alien.”

L: “Probably he’s a goat.”

M: “Are you brushing your monkey teeth?”

L: “Noooo…..”

M: “Are you brushing your human teeth?”

L: “Nooo……”

M: “Yes, you are a human so you have human teeth.”

L: “NO!! Lily NOT a human!”

M: “What are you then?”

L: “I am a child of God!”

“Sometimes Lily has sea monster hair.”

D: “Lily, did you sleep well?”

L: “Nope. I didn’t sleep.”

D: “You didn’t sleep ALL night?”

L: “Nope. Not for a thousand years.”

While wiggling our freshly-painted toenails together:

“We’re having a tarsal party!!”

“Bulldozer is my favorite color.”

“We better watch out. Khoren’s gonna poop all over all my barnehage friends.”

After a trip to the emergency room:

“We’re going to be a happy family. Lily, Mommy, Daddy, Khoren, and the doctor.”

M: “Lily, are you teaching Khoren about the shapes?”

L: “Yep. The shapes like ovals, fruit, and smashed potatoes.”

At 4am:

L: “Mommy my eye stings!”

M: “Why does your eye sting?”

L: “That up there got in it!” – points at ceiling.

M: “What got in it?”

L: “The darkness.”

L: “When we die we won’t be old.”

M: “Oh I hope we are. That’s the best time to die.”

L: “Nope. I’m going to take a shower and wash all the old off.”

And lastly, I kid you not, these exact words came out of her mouth:

L: “If I ever see a proboscis on the floor I’ll shout ‘Mommy! Daddy! There’s a proboscis on the floor!’ and I’ll run away and we’ll put it outside so it won’t hurt ya.”

M&D: ???????????

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